Prime minister: David Cameron, he can stay he's quite funny
Deputy prime minister: Nick Clegg, replaced by JedWard
Chancellor: George Osborne, replaced by Dev from Eastenders
Home secretary: Theresa May, Cheryl Cole, obviously
Foreign secretary: William Hague, The Duke of Edinburgh
Defence secretary: Liam Fox, Captain Price from Modern Warfare
Justice secretary: Kenneth Clarke, Jeffrey Archer
Health secretary: Andrew Lansley, Ronald MacDonald or the Ham Burgler
Education secretary: Michael Gove, Amy from TOWIE
Business secretary: Vincent Cable, Phil Mitchell
Chief secretary to the Treasury: David Laws, Mahmoud from Gosport Best Kebab
Work and pensions secretary: Iain Duncan Smith, That bearded shouty bloke who lives in the bus station, drinks Benylin and has that manky dog with mange and fleas
Energy and climate change secretary: Chris Huhne, The Duracell bunny
Local government secretary: Eric Pickles, Dave the Dominos pizza delivery bloke
Transport secretary: Philip Hammond, The Hairy bikers
Environment secretary: Caroline Spelman, A puffin
International development secretary: Andrew Mitchell, Mister Bean
Northern Ireland secretary: Owen Paterson, Alan Carr
Scotland secretary: Danny Alexander, Billy Connolly
Welsh secretary: Cheryl Gillan, Jeremy Kyle
Culture, Olympics, media and sport secretary: Jeremy Hunt, Dom Joly
Leader of the Lords: Lord Strathclyde, Ken Livingston
Minister without portfolio: Lady Warsi, Disco Stu from the Simpsons
The country would be a better place.
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